FNaF deep lore is so weird
While on the way home from work some dude took a pit-stop to kill a girl then just drove off and was never caught
Employees found her body being hugged by a puppet and then just kinda threw the puppet back into a box and didn’t even stop using it as an attraction
Every Fazbear franchise has a hidden go-here-if-you’re-bleeding-out room which they only discontinued once people started bleeding out in it
Fazbear’s Fright Inc. found a many decades old animatronic with a very obvious corpse inside of it and thought “yo this will totally make a sweet prop just throw it in a corner”
People canonically cosplay Foxy
The living decaying corpse of a guy tried to burn the living decaying corpse of his dad, twice
After the first attempt Rare Finds Auction found the (now burnt) decades old animatronic that has an obvious corpse inside it and just threw it into an alley somewhere in Utah
In 1987 there was an animatronic that used both he and she pronouns which is very progressive
The remnant of a guys sister which was inhabiting an animatronic merged with ~3 other (possibly) haunted animatronics, hid inside the guys scooped out body, used his body to walk over to a sewer, jumped into said sewer, then let him live without organs for no apparent reason.
For some reason Ballora and Funtime Foxy aren’t a salvage animatronic so they either:
- Weren’t haunted and are currently just living as advanced AIs in the sewer, or
- Were haunted and are just ghosts controlling robots. In the sewer
In the year 2030 something it’s not weird to speak with a 90s surfer dude accent
Five Night’s at Mr. Hugs exists as a FNaF fan game that a robot plays for eternity in hell, presumably.
A ballpit can be made safer by adding safety straps
Seriously though how advanced was technology in the 80s??? Self aware animatronic that can walk around during the day and had facial recognition were apparently normal in 1987
Mike Schmidt, who honestly doesn’t contribute much to the complete lore of FNaF, almost died for 50 cents and then tried to do it again but was fired for tampering with the animatronics to make them even more aggressive towards him
(via amor-moved)
